Vlad salutes you
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Why do humans love their flowers so much?
Just look at those pansys what colour..... it is not red it is orange?
Whilst we are on the subject of the humans' efforts here is one of their hanging baskets, not a bad effort. The white rose tree has been in the garden since the seventies and has grown a pace over the 22yrs that my humans have had care of it.
Dear all I have been told that I must apologize again for playing with Volcanos ..... I just cannot help myself it is just so much fun.... I mean Vesuvius and Krakatoa all the pretty colours . Mind you none of you were around then ... good job as you would all be petrified in ash or covered in mud.
It was more fun then and I never got told off for grounding planes!
Well that is it ..... let us change the subject. I have got some new photos of my humans efforts in their garden not bad if I say so myself! The blood red rose looks even redder this year. They are starting to make so that is coming on!a rockery
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Hail and hello all of my loyal friends ! I am just uploading some interesting news for you all. No doubt you realize that will be a Royal Wedding this coming Friday. Of course you did you would have to of been hiding in a cave somewhere or suffering from Narcolepsy and even then the news would of possibly filtered through !
Well good news I shall be there in fact I shall be sitting at the front assisting Harry the best man ( bit of a misnomer considering the amount of help I have had to give that happy little soul . But apparently my close mates Liz and Phillers did not think the country was quite ready for a Best Vampire Bear yet!!!! ) Do not forget I am Royalty too!! As you can see I have had my outfit made and here especially for you is a preview of myself look wonderful s ever!
Yours unhumbly
HRHT VLADIMIR MRCS, MRCN, DOS, SOB, MBE, OBE, HRT XXXXX
HRHT ( His Royal Highness Transylvania )
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It had been another long day and Vlad was tired and in need of R and R before Grim asked for his help again!!
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Ted's Terrible Trauma
Good evening friends it has been quit a while since I have found time in my extremely busy schedule to actually talk to you. But today's events were so awful I feel compelled to inform you all of what occurred!
The feeble minded assistant was making her usual sadly lack lustre attempts at settling my surfs and servant down for the night when Hamburg Ted's leg dropped off. I ask you !! HIS LEG DROPPED OFF?? Just dropped off erh! how! "Well your honour I was just holding this bear when his leg dropped off" Yes it is obviously an everyday occurrence, happens all the time ....I mean you just look at a bear and his leg drops off!
Well she was , to her credit very apologetic and mortified to have caused Ted such inconvenience!! Well I can tell you I was all for dashing off to get some help from of my best friends... DRS Frankenstein, Death, Blood, Kildare and Kovach!! But the feeble minded assistant said she was capable of assisting me so we spent 38hours in surgery.... ( Vlad I think that is an exaggeration , it was much more like 38mins)..Well it seemed like 38hours..just get on with the typing!!!
We did manage to save Ted's leg and stem the bleeding ..( Vlad stop licking your lips it is not becoming of you) well I am pleased to tell you that thanks to me the great Surgeon Vlad Ted is now on the mend!
Sunday, July 22, 2007
VLAD GETS A SUMMONS
It was a dark night and it was raining, Vlad was sitting by the window watching the large drops of rain plop, plopping off the window sill onto the garden below. There was no Moon visible because the cloud was so heavy. Wrapping his cape around him Vlad felt very glad that he was inside on a night like this. This had not always been the case. Time was that Vlad would have revelled in this type of weather and he used to like nothing better than flying around in a thunder storm dodging the lightening and dancing to the thunder. Not tonight though he was warm and cosy inside this house with all his friends and family around him.
It was some time later and Vlad must have nodded off because he was awoken with a start by aloud banging at the window. Rubbing his eyes Vlad peered out into the gloom trying to see who or what was making such a commotion. Slowly his eyes adjusted to the darkness outside and he saw a drenched bat smiling or snarling, it was hard to tell which. Carefully Vlad eased the window open and invited the sopping creature into the house. After he had given the bat a towel and a warm drink he asked him what he wanted. The visitor was very black and short sighted and Vlad had to chuckle as the bat addressed a duster that had been left on the sill next to him. Tapping him on the shoulder Vlad said “I’m here old chap, unless you have bought an important communication for the duster and as I am the only creature in this household named Vlad I do not think that that is very likely.”
The bat turned around, stretched his wings and then using his sonar instead of his eyes he found, he whom he sort! Bowing deeply he handed Vlad a rolled parchment tied with a crimson ribbon that was edged with gold. Vlad took a deep breath as he recognised the writing on the front of the parchment; it was from the Grandmother with The Invisible Cape. Instantly Vlad knew that this could only mean one thing……TROUBLE! As you can see not only with a capital T but completely spelt in capitals! With shaking paws Vlad took the letter from the outstretched bats paws and looked at it, then decided to read it later. As he did the bat bowed him another deep bow and then without any warning disappeared in a puff of smoke leaving behind only a few ashes to prove that he had ever been there. “Hum” thought Vlad “that was a little melodramatic and uncalled for; he had not even finished his drink!”
It was all quiet and Vlad was on his own again. He had pushed the parchment to the other end of the window sill and was trying to ignore it. As the thunder and lightening thrashed about outside and the rain splashed against the window Vlad tried very hard not to notice that the parchment had two claws sticking out on either side. As the noise of the thunder clapped overhead Vlad tried very hard not to see that , slowly it was creeping towards him. As it got closer and closer Vlad could hear the unmistakable voice of the Grandmother with The Invisible Cape and the closer it got the angrier it sounded. “I know you are there
To say that the Grandmother with The Invisible Cape was an imposing sight was an understatement.From the pointed black ears that stuck out of her black lace viel to the pointy black shoes that stuck out from underneath her voluminous black skirts.. She looked scary enough but when she spoke Vlad visibly paled, not a sight seen often. “Just what do you think you are doing keeping me waiting like this?” Roared the Grand mother. “I have travelled thousands of miles as this message and you shove me in a corner.!!!” Vlad realised that this was of course not the real Grandmother with the Invisible
Standing alone in the dark Vlad brushed the dust, left behind by the message, off of the window sill and sighed a sigh at the thought of the journey he now had to make.
Creeping upstairs so as not to wake anyone Vlad first wrote a note to Vladdette, his wife, to explain his absence which he hoped would be no longer than 24hrs at the most! And then he packed a few essentials into his cape, checked that all was well with the others and then left as silently as he could….This was not so much silent as noisy, he misjudged the window frame as he went to pass through the glass bashed his head on the plastic frame and as he tried to recover his balance his cape got caught on nail in the wall and he landed with an undignified thud on the front lawn. As he lay there in the pouring rain trying to recover his self composure he heard someone calling his name. It was white Ted “What’s going on Vlad? Have you gone mad? It is chucking it down out there!” “That fact has not passed my notice.” replied a very wet and by now irritable Vlad.What was he doing out here getting soaked when he could be inside, all warm and cosy. He took a deep breath and told white Ted about the visitor, the Message and the Summons. White Ted listened intently to Vlad and when his best friend had finished talking he said, without hesitation. “I will come with you, Vlad and keep you company on your journey.”
Vlad raised a paw as if to stop white Ted then he seemed to stop and think. Perhaps white Ted could be of assistance; if nothing else he was always a good friend to have in your corner. So lifting his head up Vlad smiled at white Ted and replied, “That would be good if you are sure. Be quick my friend get your things and tell the others what you are up to.” As he flew up stairs white Ted heard Vlad say “we will have to travel light.”
The rain still had not let up and Vlad and white Ted were finding it very hard going. Their capes, now sodden, were weighing them down and the rain drops were blurring their vision. Their progress was none the less impressive, Vlad being a real Immortal Vampire Bear had special powers, though Vlad had not used them in ages and they were a little rusty. White Ted held on tightly to the back of Vlad’s cape and this allowed him to keep up with his supersonic friend.
They had been flying for fifteen minutes, now and had taken a route out over the White Cliffs of Dover, across Paris and the Eiffel Tower where the had stopped to see the city by night and look at the lights of Notre Dame and the Sacre Coeur whilst hanging upside down from the Glass triangle at the Louvre.They had then moved swiftly on over Germany then stopping for a few minutes in the Czech Republic for refreshment. They enjoyed a plate of pork dumplings and sauerkraut washed down a bottle of the, new Czech speciality wine, Ice and Straw, which they enjoyed very much. As they passed over Slovakia Vlad pointed out the village where the two Slove Bats had been born a long time ago. The rain had long since turned to snow and white Ted was getting very cold and tired. He asked Vlad was it much further as his paws were going numb.Vlad turned to him and said “Do you see those mountains up ahead, they are the
Before white Ted could ask any more questions he felt Vlad slowing down and descending towards the very big, dark and menacing castle. If white Ted was hoping for a soft landing he was to be unlucky! Vlad was as usual showing off, knowing that all the staff would be on the look out for his arrival he decided to give them a show. Circling the castle twice getting lower each time Vlad went into a fast dive pulling up at the last minute and soaring up into a barrel roll spiralling back and forth across the courtyard he was indeed putting on an impressive show. Unfortunately as he started to perform a Triple Sulko, the formidable figure of the Grandmother with the Invisible cape appeared at one of the windows and loudly commanded Vlad to cease this ‘Tom Foolery’. Vlad was so shocked that he lost concentration and white Ted who luckily for him fell onto a soft mattress that had for whatever reason had been thrown out into the courtyard. Stunned and shocked Vlad misjudged the height of one of the castle ramparts and smashed into the stone wall with some force. As he lay on the stone floor of the courtyard watching little stars dance around his head Vlad could hear the harsh voice of the Grandmother with the Invisible Cape Saying. “Boris, will you kindly go and collect the creature that landed on the mattress and while you are out there scrape up young master Vlad and bring him to me in the great hall!”
The Great hall was just that, a huge long room with a stone floor and high stone walls decorated with richly coloured tapestries and painting of Vlads’ ancestors, along the left side there was the most impressive display of medieval weaponry that you could ever expect to see! The centre of the room was taken up with the longest table you had ever seen it could sit thirty people or more, though it was not set for a meal it did have several large candle sticks and silver and gold bowls dotted about on it. The hall was dominated by a huge fire place above which was Vlad’s family coat of arms; the fire was alight and warming the top end of the hall. Next to the fireplace was a huge black chair upholstered in red and edged in gold, and sitting in this chair, dressed in black was the Grandmother with the
White Ted, meanwhile, had had a soft landing and had been pleased to meet Boris who had gently scooped him up in his massive hand and carried him into the warmth of the castle. He had set him down on the kitchen table and then left him to take in his surroundings while he went out again to fetch, as he had put it ‘the Master’ as he went out into the courtyard he looked back over his shoulder and said to white Ted “Help yourself to the food and drink, my wife has prepared it especially for you.” And then he was gone. Left alone white Ted looked around him and could hardly believe what he saw, everything was so large, he was used to human large but this was different, this was huge! The room itself seemed endless and the ceiling as high as the mountains outside. Luckily though it was much warmer in here than it was outside and there was no snow falling that had to be a plus. Moving along the table, which was long and broad white Ted was shocked at how far he was from the floor and decided that it would be prudent to keep away from the edge. Venturing further up the table, which was set with all manner of cooking utensils and food and bowls all bigger and richer than he had ever seen in his life white Ted eventually found a plate of food and a steaming hot drink set out on china that was just the right size for him. He was starving all that flying had given him an appetite, though in truth it was not really that long since he and Vlad had stopped for a snack on route. Well he was not one to waste food so he picked up the silver knife and fork laid out for him and began to eat. He had not had many mouthfuls when he noticed a large face smiling at him. This was Olga, the wife of Boris, she was also larger than anyone white Ted had seen before but he was not afraid of her, he could tell instinctively that this was a kind and gentle being. “Hello little teddy, what is your name?” she asked her face lit up by her smile. “You seem very hungry, would you like some more food?” she enquired, “No thank you.” replied white Ted, he was nothing if not polite. “The food was absolutely delicious, thank you. My name is white Ted.” He then took a step backwards and in true bearmanly form, with a flourish of his cape he bowed a deep bow to Olga. As he straightened up he asked. “And may I have the privilege of knowing your name Madame?” “Of course you may it is Olga and I am the wife of Boris who bought you in here.” With this she held out a finger to white Ted which he took and shook, which was no mean feat when the finger in question is the biggest you have ever seen. “I see that you have accompanied the young master and from the state of you I can see it has been an eventful time for you.” Olga said, straightening white Ted’s cape. “Yes it was rather” replied white Ted. “I have not travelled so far or so fast before and I can tell you though it was very exciting I hope the return journey is a little less rushed!” Olga smiled at the little white bear and felt touched by the innocence in his eyes. “yes she said let’s hope it is” as she turned away for a second she added under her breath, “If return you do.” Then taking a deep breath she cleared her throat and was just about to add something when she was stopped before she could speak by the huge kitchen door swinging open with a resounding bang! White Ted and Olga swung round to see what had caused the commotion.
What a sight met their eyes, Boris was covered with snow and soaking wet, his coat and boots were covered with mud and his scarf, which was usually wound around his neck in three neat pleats was hanging down by his knees giving him an overall bedraggled look!!! “Oh my, what happened to you?” Asked a shocked Olga. “Hum” replied the miserable looking Boris. To white Teds surprise he noticed that Boris was actually smiling; despite his bedraggled appearance he looked happy?? Olga smiled a knowing smile and asked “Did you find the Master?” “Yes I did and here he is!!!!”
Just so you will understand why Boris was in such a state I will recount to you what had happened to him in the courtyard. If you recall Vlad was showing off and attempting to pull off a triple Sulko manoeuvre which he had sadly misjudged and slammed into the castle wall with such a force that he had landed splat on his back on the courtyard floor, after loosing hold of white Ted.
Well he had laid there for some time watching the pretty stars dancing around his head and the fairy blacksmiths banging hammers on anvils in his ears! As the dizzy feeling had slowly subsided he had heard footsteps approaching, large, giant footsteps. Pretending to be unconscious Vlad had lain very still and quiet waiting …. . He knew who was approaching. As the poor unsuspecting Boris arrived on the seen he was greeted by, a for all the world a comatosed Vlad. Unaware that he was being watched by the tiny sleeping figure Boris strode right up and bent down to gently pick up his master. It had been a long time, eon’s infact since he had seen Vlad and time had clouded his memory as to how mischievous his Master could be. Just as he stretched out his hand to pick up the prone Vlad he was shook to the core and dazed by the horrendous roar that Vlad had let out. To say that that was the shriek to end all shrieks was an understatement!! As the poor unsuspecting Boris was reeling from the noise Vlad had flown up his left trouser leg, through his thermal vest and out of his scarf at such a speed that Boris had been sent flying into the slush and snow of the courtyard. Having hold of Boris’s scarf Vlad proceeded to circle around the beset servant unravelling his scarf as he went. This continued for several minutes until Boris finally recovered himself and reached out a large hand and caught his spiralling Master as one would catch a Dandelion, fairy, seed. Well Vlad was so pleased to see his old friend; Boris had spent a lot of time taking care of Vlad when he was young. Boris was as everyone else inside the castle walls, immortal though unlike Vlad and the rest of his kind the servants could not leave the castle unless they were in the company of one or more of the Family for if they did they would age and die.
After a lot of larking around Vlad asked Boris how George and all the other servants and retainers were keeping. Boris Had replied that all were well apart from the odd aches and pains and believe you me the aches and pains in this castle were very odd indeed!!
Stopping short Vlad said with a sudden urgency “Boris have you seen my companion his name is white Ted he travelled all the way here to be with me and I dropped him when I heard you know who shouting at me? Is he ok, have you seen him?” Boris smiled at his Masters worried expression. “Yes Master I have seen him and he is safe and warm inside with Olga she has prepared you both a meal.” So with that they had both entered the kitchen.
After Olga had made a great fuss of Vlad and made sure that he and white Ted had had enough to eat, no mean feat. Boris reminded the Master that the Grandmother with the invisible cape was still awaiting him in the great hall. Now Vlad had been enjoying being back with his old friends and the other members of staff had all been in to see ‘the Master’ Vlad enjoyed holding court, as we well know. Boris gently reminded him that he had been summoned here for a purpose and that the purpose was getting very impatient. Vlad did not like being reminded of this and started to throw a tantrum, stamping his foot and thrashing his cape around and working himself up into real state. Boris, who was used to all this and was not impressed, banged loudly on the table and told Vlad in no uncertain terms that he was expected in the great hall NOW………………
As Vlad slowly pushed open the huge doors to the great hall he could hear a rhythmic, tap tap tapping of tiny black pointy shoes on the stone floor and the scrap scrapping of tiny sharp claws on the arm of a chair somewhere in the distance. He entered the vast hall and immediately he could feel the tension, a distant but fierce voice reached his ears. “
Ok thought Vlad there was no point in trying to flatter her when she was like this there was no reasoning with her! So clearing his throat he took another deep bow and said. “Please forgive me Grandmother, for keeping you waiting. It was very wrong of me but the truth is it was so tempting to stay and show off to everyone in the kitchen, when I knew all I would get from you was a frozen greeting and a telling off!!”Vlad had learnt over millennia that the blunter and more truthful you were with the Grandmother with the Invisible cape, the better things went for you. The tapping and scratching stopped immediately and the Grandmother with the
The two of them embraced for a few minutes then Vlad being the one to break the cuddle stepped back and asked. “So, why have you summonsed me? Grandmother, what have I done wrong this time?” The Grandmother with the
Now it is not often that Vlad is stumped for an answer or at a loss for words but he was now and he had no idea of what to say in his defence. He could see that the Grandmother with the
Vlad thought he was lost as he could not think a single explanation except the only one that the Grandmother with the
The Grandmother with the
When she saw who was approaching she stopped and seemed frozen in time.
“Mother in law how are you, I must say you do not age at all. You look every bit as interesting as when I first met you.” Ivan the Vampire Bear approached the Grandmother with the
Vlad looked up to where his mother was hovering next to the static Ivan and waived. “Is that my Vladdy?” cried Annuska in delight “I did not know you would be here. How wonderful.” she clapped her paws and beamed from pointed ear to pointed ear. “Look Ivan its’ Vladdy look!” She said shaking the frozen bear by her side then remembering she snapped. “Mother will you please release Ivan at once!” “Alright.” replied the Grandmother with the Invisible cape, a nasty grin crossing her face. Quick as a flash she lowered her cane and before he had time to recover himself the unfortunate Ivan was sent crashing to the floor, just missing bashing into Boris as he went! “Thank you Mother.” tutted a rather annoyed Annuska. “Well.” Muttered the grandmother with the
Mission accomplished Boris and Ivan were settled in the kitchen by the fire drinking a bottle or two of the Grandmother with the
Well that explains a lot though Annuska to herself how typical of Mother to assume that we have forgotten her. Giving Vlad a knowing smile and a comforting pat on the arm she took a deep breath and began to speak. “Mother dear I have not sent any invitations yet, you know full well that the Snowman of Seidozero has not awoken from his long sleep yet and you are the first name on his Sub Artic list. Why do you always assume the worst of me? Have I ever let you down? When have you not been included in the past?” At this the chair slowly inched its way round so that the Grandmother with the
Back in the kitchen White Ted had woken up and been introduced to Ivan and was now listening intently to the tales the other two were telling him. Snuggled up in the crook of Boris’s arm white Ted felt very safe and warm. Whether this warmth was from Boris, the fire or the glass of wine he had just drank he was not sure. Ivan was in full flow reminding Boris of the last time they had been salmon fishing on the Kola Peninsular. What a time they had had and what huge Atlantic salmon they had caught and taken back to the
and glass spreading all over the place. “Come on white Ted at last you get to meet my wonderful and lovely mother in law again.” With that he leaped over the broken glass and spilt wine and scooped white Ted up into his arms and was gone. “I shall never get used to that even if I live for ten million years, never.” Olga said shaking her head and stooping down to clear up the mess. “No” agreed Boris “that disappearing never gets easier to cope with does it?” and he too bent down to help his wife.
Ivan, as ever, was in a rush to get back to the great hall and his ‘beloved mother in law’. White Ted clung to him as fast as he could so as not to fall from any great height. “Listen Ted” Ivan said in a hushed voice “we will take the short cut through the hall of mirrors but do not tell the others that we came this way as they will only moan at me and I get moaned at enough without asking for it!” with this said he told white Ted to close his eyes and keep them shut tight until he was told otherwise. White Ted shut his eyes and held on tight to Ivan’s red and gold waistcoat and felt the rush of wind as they did a left turn he then felt something strange that he could not describe a sort of pushing and spreading feeling. Had he had his eyes open he would have been amazed as Ivan had just flown them through a four foot thick stone wall and they were now in along and narrow hall lined on both sides, ceiling and floor with huge mirrors. As they travelled through this strange place white Ted could not resist the urge to take a peep. Very slowly and carefully so that Ivan would not notice white Ted turned his head and opened his eyes. The first thing to strike him was the light, it was so bright and hot he was sweating and his eyes hurt so much that he decided that he would close them right away. Just at that precise second he caught sight of himself in the mirrors! I say saw himself because that was all he could see, he could feel Ivan holding him, he could feel Ivan’s breath on his forehead and he could hear Ivan’s voice as he sang a strange song. What he could not see, and this worried him, was Ivan! White Ted looked up, down and to both sides still he could not see Ivan what he could see to his horror was that they were heading towards a huge guilt mirror at the end of the room and Ivan was not slowing down! As the end of the hall got nearer and nearer Ted decided that he would have to trust in blind faith, so he closed his eyes and crossed his paws just as he felt the sensations he had felt on entering the hall and he assumed that they were out the other side safely. “Ok little one you can open the old peepers now and please remember what I told you we were never in the hall of mirrors!” Ivan said ending with a conspiratorial wink.
Annuska was rushing along the corridor that lead from the great hall to the top of the staircase where she was hoping to head off Ivan and white Ted as she rounded the fist corner she was amazed to come face to face with them both, Ivan looking guilty and white Ted stunned. “How did you get here?” asked Annuska coming to a dead stop then taking a deep breath she added “don’t answer that I do not want to know.” She smiled a knowing smile at Ivan and said I see you have bought the little white one. He is very cute and reminds me of Peter the polar bear we met years ago on that that short break we had in the artic circle on St Lawrence Island. Oh he was a sweetie too! But I digress I am out here to catch you both before you go in, Mother is in a terrible mood!” at this point she held up a hand to silence Ivan who was about to speak. “No Ivan do not interrupt me , we do not have much time and what happens next in there” she now motioned back over her shoulder with her paw “will not only affect you and I but Vlad, this little fellow, Vlad’s little family and some innocent humans. So listen to me good and take what I say in!” At this point Ivan started babbling on about his mother in law being a big softy and that he could win her round with a joke and a smile. Annuska was at screaming point when would this dear, kind hearted creature wake up and smell the coffee. This was not a fairy queen they were dealing with this was the Grandmother with the
Vlad meanwhile had been telling the Grandmother with the invisible cape about his wife and son, his friends and the human family that he was staying with. He was doing quite a good job and she was, at least, listening to him. As he explained how he had been bought in error, mistaken for a Halloween toy, travelled from
“Mother” called Annuska as she entered the hall cradling white Ted gently in her claws and followed by a smiling Ivan who was waiving furiously to the Grandmother with the
The Grand mother with the
At this point she was interrupted by white Ted again. “Punish him for what?” all eyes were on him now, then slowly all eyes turned back to the Grandmother with the
As they left the great hall Annuska removed the spell from Ivan so as they went the Grandmother had to listen to a string of endearments from him. This greatly annoyed her as Annuska knew it would. Left alone in the great hall Vlad, white Ted and the Grandmother with the
That as they say is another story as was the journey home!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Thursday, July 05, 2007
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
Good evening friends. It is quite a while since I have had time to stop and take time out of my busy schedule to talk to you. I did try to talk to you all last night but due to the incompetence of the week minded assistant there were too many technical hitches and so with her tied up and lock in a cupboard I am having to resort to wearing out my paws and claws by doing this myself!!!!
Yesterday was a magnificent occasion ( totally spoilt by the WMA ) What I hear you ask was the occasion? Well you need wonder no more as I will tell you now!! Yesterday was the very first Anniversary of of my illustrious Blog #### yes we have been communicating now for just over a year!
What times and adventures we have shared ? I have taken you through time and space, we have traversed Galaxies and Universes and seen sights and sounds beyond your wildest dreams. You have met my families human and inhuman, including the weak minded assistant and her family, friends and their cats. Also you have been treated to a glimpse of some of my many properties and estates... not to mention meeting the Grandmother with the invisible Cape, her throne and her miscreant cat Tommikns.
We have together foiled the evil Millaine the Villain from defeating the Empress Valentina , solved the mystery of the stolen Christmas . You have been taken along to not only the preparations for, but the actual vampire parties that you honestly had no business to attend ( being mere mortals).
I have taken you on frequent visits up north to watch the Aurora Borealis , whilst I have had to deal with our rather inebriated servant who deals with that task. You have met my friend Mother Nature and heard all her worries about your tiny planet ... It fact thanks to you I have been spending a lot of time up North and South breathing cool air on to the polar ice caps to stop global warming!!!
Together we have saved Madge ( she of the loose legs and even looser morals ) from the wicked clutches of Raynard the Fox!! We also spent an exciting time at the Tower of London sorting out the ghosts who were disturbing my friends the Ravens. And much, much more . OH! such times we have had.
What's that , it is the dulcet tones of Vladdette calling to me , she needs my assistance, coming my dearest ....... Yer, right, you have it in one , I am out of here!!
What's that you say... the photos ? the first is of my inhuman relatives and slaves , the second is a mixture of friends human and otherwise and the last is Rex and I on our hols last month in Sardinia!!
The Vladdette approaches I must be gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!