OUR TRIBUTE TO TINK...FROM VLAD AND THE GANG

TINKER,TINKER,TINKER DEAR YOU'LL NEVER
KNOW HOW MUCH WE WISH YOU WERE HERE.
YOU RIPPED OUR CARPETS UP IN SHREDS
AND LEFT YOUR FUR ALL OVER THE BEDS!
YOU HATED IT WHEN THE BOYS CAME TO STAY
AND POOHED IN THE BATH YOUR FEELINGS TO DISPLAY.

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DEAF AS A POST BUT NOISY TOO
WHENEVER YOU ENTERED YOU CALLED OUT MEW MEW!
YOU NEVER LIKED OR TRUSTED YOUR TAIL
SO WHEN YOU GOT THAT CERTAIN LOOK
WE KNEW YOU'D HAVE A HISSY FIT AND THAT NAUGHTY
TAIL WOULD BE BROUGHT TO BROOK!!

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TINKER, TINKER, TINKER DEAR YOU DID NOT STAY
WITH US TOO LONG BUT WHILE YOU DID YOU HURT
NO ONE.
YOU BOUGHT US LOVE AND MADE US SMILE .........
WE ARE TRULY GLAD WE HAD YOU FOR THIS WHILE.
WE LOVE YOU AND WE MISS YOU TINKER, TINKER
TINKER DEAR

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