HEADACHE PILLS AND MOTHER NATURE

WHAT A DAY I HAVE HAD !! THE MOTHER HAD AN APPOINTMENT AT THE DENTIST...UNFORTUNATELY SHE NEEDED NO TORTURE THOUGH THEY STILL MANAGED TO CHARGE HER £30 FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING TOLD SHE NEEDED NO WORK DONE? SHE THEN HAD TO GO TO WORK , WHERE CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS ,SEVEN HUMANS IN HER SECTION WERE OFF SICK AND SO THOSE THAT WERE LEFT STANDING HAD TO WORK HARDER FASTER AND LONGER!! FUNNILY ENOUGH, THOUGH SHE DID NOT MOAN OR COMPLAIN ABOUT ANY OF THIS AND JUST SEEMED TO TAKE IT ALL IN HER STRIDE ....LETS US SAY IT ALL SEEMED TO GO RIGHT OVER HER HEAD. I PUT IT ALL DOWN TO THE NEW PILLS SHE IS TAKING FOR A PERSISTENT HEAD ACHE!! NO I AM NOT TO BLAME AND I TAKE THE GREATEST OF EXCEPTION TO YOU EVEN HINTING THAT I AM.
PERSONALLY I SPENT THE MORNING WITH THE MOTHER'S FRIEND WHO IS CARRYING OUT A MOST IMPORTANT AUDIT. TODAY WAS EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD AS WE SPENT THE ENTIRE MORNING IN THE VIDEO CONFERENCE ROOM ...I HAD LOTS OF FUN WITH ALL THE EQUIPMENT BEHIND THE FRIENDS BACK!! :)
ON AN EVEN MORE PERSONAL NOTE I AM STILL WORKING HARD TO PROCURE ENOUGH MONEY TO REPURCHASE THE GRANDMOTHER'S CASTLE SHE IS AS WE SPEAK HOLED UP WITH TOMMIKINS AND GREGORE THE BUTLER. THEY ARE REPELLING ALL PROSPECTIVE BUYERS WITH BOILING OIL (VIRGIN BOILING OIL , THAT IS, NOTHING BUT THE BEST). ON MY TRAVELS TODAY I VISITED MY FRIEND MOTHER NATURE .SHE HAS SOME JOBS FOR ME AND IS WILLING TO PAY ME HANDSOMELY AND CONSIDERING MY PRESENT, EMBARESSING MONEY SITUATION, I AM MORE THAN GRATEFUL TO ASSIST HER. SHE HAS ASKED ME TO MEND A WHOLE IN THE OZONE AND REPAIR THE MELTING POLAR CAPS......WELL AS YOU LOT ARE NOT INTERESTED IN DOING SO AND I AM TEMPORALLY SHORT OF FUNDS I SNAPPED HER HAND OFF ( FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING ....EVEN VAMPIRES DO NOT MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE!!)
I MUST AWAY NOW AS THERE IS PLENTY TO GET DONE BEFORE THE DAWN AND THE VLADDETTE HAS ASKED ME TO TAKE THE TWO BOYS WITH ME AS SHE WISHES TO SPRING CLEAN THE COFFIN! WHY SHE HAS TO CLEAN THE COFFIN ( SPRING TIME OR ANY TIME)IS BEYOND ME..... BUT THERE IS NO UNDERSTANDING THE FEMALE MIND...HUMAN OR NOT. .................. BY THE WAY THE PHOTOS ARE BOTH OF ME WITH MOTHER NATURE DISCUSSING WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!