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Sunday, August 13, 2006




I feel so much better today (after my coffin rest) and that is a real stroke of luck because I have had to don my plumbers hat again! The father has been struggling all day to complete the cloakroom (in which I intend to keep any capes sent by that fart Ted, whoever and where ever he is??) I must not start on that subject I confess now that it is just too hurtful to speak of! As the cloakroom project nears an end I feel I can Leave the father to his own devices . I mean I have done all the hard work and stopped all his leaks for him ( sad really to think , he thinks he has done all that work himself) The old toilet suite was a terrible turquise colour and I am much relieved to report that they have chosen a nice white suite this time!!
Back to the story.....Annuska, my mother, had arrived and suggested that we all sit down and discuss the situation. We all obeyed and sat at the table each with a glass of plasma, White Ted and I told of the email to Tinker telling of the Empresses plight . Ivan and Annuska told of how the evil Millaine had tried to con them into buying a run down hut on one of outmost rings of Saturn and how he turned nasty and had tried to kidnap my mother when they had refused to pay him!! Grandmother finished the proceedings by telling us how she had traped and caught Millaine and delivered him into the hands of Dr. Vonshooster to be a part of his world famous Flea Circus!!
The grandmother then informed us that she could not stay in the same room as the aboninable Ivan a second longer!! At which Ivan lept up and escorted her to the far doors....we could her her protests as she left and over them Ivan telling her what a lovely creature she was!!!!!!!That left White Ted and I alone with my Mother , who told us about the weeknesses that she and Ivan had found in Millaines armour!After a while Annuska Took us along to the Armory and handed me the Sword of Invinsiblity and to White Ted she gave the Shield of Greatness, "Use the only in times of great need and danger and they will never let you down!! " Then she leant forward and Kissed us both on the forhead and told us that she and my father were never more than a call away if we were in need.................................................................................................
I must be off again the father ( the week human one ) is in need of care and attention after his excesses of the day............POOH POOH what a woose!! I am ready to install a swimming pool now!!
Tonights photos are Of the wonderful items I enstalled this weekend ..Farewell for now.........................

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