Tiredness Kills they say but what does it do if you are imortal ??

Once again , today has been one long round of rushing here and there and sorting out problems large and small, I cannot begin to tell you how hard it is being an Immortal Vampire Bear with the calls on my time and patience that I have to bare!!!!! Take today as an example ( please, please take it I have no further need of it). After being up all night chasing after the Grandmother with the Invisible Cape's cat Tommikins who was out on the razzle looking for trouble, hassle and female company and not necessarily in that order? I return home hoping for some rest and fitful sleep and what am I greeted with? The human mother and the Aunt Frank scrabbling around with tape measures and chairs attempting to sort out curtains , requests from the mothers friend to go down to the office to sort out the new Boss .....and has she any decent snacks available.... has she hell, just that stinking celery and cream cheese ( incompetence, why am I surrounded by incompetence ).
Having sorted those pathetic females out I get an urgent communication from another ( that Madge , her of the loose legs, even looser morals and worst of all suicidal tendencies , totally pointless for one who is not mortal to start with!!!). As I have said before she has not much going for her, sad as it is to admit she is just getting worse. You will remember that she had mistakenly thought that she was being stalked by Raynaud , a fox acquaintance of mine. In truth it was the Aunt Frank who was the object of the stalk.Well to cut a long story short and to save myself repeating the sad and sorry tale it was nothing to do with Madge but she had worked her self up into an awful state and had tried, on several occasions to end her own life ( not possible Madge not possible!) What is the problem with her now ... you may well ask I am asking the question my self? It appears that she has got it into her head that she , gingham covered ,stick legged and pot bellied and old as the proverbial hills is on the Christmas Menu?? She has convinced herself that the honoured husband, ( of the Aunt frank ) is , at any moment going to shoot, pluck and hang her............................... sad isn't it :) You only need to look at the photo of her below too see how outrageous this latest horror of hers is!!!!!!!!!!!!!